if you shit on community college kids I will find you and staple your nipples to your eyes

(Source: neptunain)

Oct 19 23:27 with 403 notes


Citizen - Barbara Ann (Beach Boys Cover)

Oct 19 23:16 with 3,525 notes
If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding,
― Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via vodkaflavoredkiss)

Oct 19 11:34 with 498,831 notes
  • me: are there any spirits listening
  • ouija: yes are you alone
  • me: yes
  • ouija: haha nice whats up :P
  • me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
  • ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

  • Oct 19 9:00 with 178,310 notes


    If you think my jokes are bad you should check out my life choices.

    Oct 19 1:42 with 9,915 notes
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